Ello, chaps! Today, I acquired some terrifying and also great news! The terrifying news is that every year in Japan, there’s a “dolphin slaughter” season. It’s just like in America, except us rednecks hunt deer and shit. ANYWAYS. I thought this was absolutely TERRIBLE! The river in 2008, as you can see below, during dolphin slaughter season, was a bright red–A color that you wouldn’t ever think a river would obain! I mean, come on! What is this, The Shining? But good luck for this year’s dolphins! No red rum for you!:)
Dolphin slaughter season in Japan started yesterday, and so far, not a drop of [porpoise] blood (unless they were giving birth…ick)(haha)has reached the waters, which makes me feel fantastic! Hopefully the Japanese aren’t just pulling some kind of trick, like they changed the date or something! Hopefully those waters will stay that beautiful blue that they are atm!:))))
